What did Noah study?
Answer: Ark-itecture
Why do electric eels go to college?
Answer: Because they're so bright
Why did the leopard wear a disguise to class?
Answer: He didn't want to be spotted.
Why did the crows join the school cleanup drive?
Answer: It was a good caws.
Why did the cow go to school?
Answer: To study moo-sic.
What is a wise bird's favorite subject?
Answer: Owl-gebra.
Why did the math teacher give his student a pair of glasses?
Answer: He heard she was having trouble with division.
Why do elves excel in arithmetic?
Answer: They like putting things in gnome-erical order.
What is the ocean's best subject?
Answer: Current events.
*If you enjoyed these funny jokes about school, try going to your local library and checking out the book: Too Cool Jokes for School by Victoria Hartman.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
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