What type of baseball game is held in a planetarium?
Answer: An All-Star Game
Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?
Answer: He wanted to see the stars during the day for a change?
What do you call a star with a tail? A comet?
Answer: No, Mickey Mouse!
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
Answer: Because it was full!
Who was the first settler in the west?
Answer: the sun!
What does an astronaut do when he gets dirty?
Answer: He takes a meteor shower!
*If you enjoyed these jokes & riddles, check out the book called: 101 Outer Space Jokes by Sonia Black and Devra Newberger
Hi Faith Flower,
ReplyDeleteThis is your neice MS and grandma we said all of the jokes and riddles and we thought that they were so awsome!!
Love,
MS and Grandma
Hi MS and Grandma! Its so sweet of you to leave us a nice comment. JH and I really enjoy working on the site together and coming up with creative ideas to entertain our family and friends. Do you like all the new additions with the music player, animations, slideshows, video games, sound clips and Missionary focus? We have a bunch to put up tonight. We just met with our friends today and they like the site too. Thanks again for visiting our website and for sharing with us how you like the blog messages. We really appreciate it. Love to you both. Faithflower
ReplyDeletePS. JH has a riddle just for you! How many days start with the letter T? Answer: Tuesdays, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow